In this article, I have curated a list of the 60 best and funny Java programming memes 😂. Are you a Java developer looking for a way out from your Monday blues?
If yes, then worry not, as I have shared the 60 funniest Java programming jokes here. From Java 21 to Java vs. Python, we have collected hilarious coding memes from the Internet.
Java is a general-purpose and high-level programming language. The best part about Java is that it is platform-independent, following a “write once and run anywhere” approach.
Java first converts high-level code to a bytecode, which you can run on any machine using Java Runtime Environment (JRE).
Despite being a popular programming language, you will find more memes on Java because of its long sentence.
For example, you must write a single code line to print Hello World in Python. However, doing the same in Java is cumbersome.
Be ready to enjoy these memes with your friends or colleagues and share laughter.
Let’s now see these Java coding memes.
Disclaimer: These memes are shared for fun purposes only and are collected from the internet. For copyright issues, please contact me, and I will be more than happy to remove the meme or give credit.
60 Best and Funny Java Programming Memes
1. Java 21 will introduce Unnamed Classes and Instance Main methods.
21? We are using Java 17
17? We are still on Java 11
There is a newer version than 8.
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2. Java RAM usage.
3. Funny job description of a Java front-end developer.
4. All letters in the Java meme have a meaning now.
Just
A, help me, please I’ve been stuck in this enterprise dev job for the past 5 years, and I’m slowly deteriorating
V, this isn’t a meme. It’s a legitimate call for help
AAAAAAA….
5. Typical Java user memory management.
Just because I like Jave doesn’t mean I am bad at memory management
I MEAN
I am bad at memory management
But not because I like Java
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6. I can’t think of another video game using Java. I mean, there WILL be more, but I haven’t seen them.
7. The Boys! version of Java vs. C#
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8. Why did Microsoft create C# instead of just using Java?
9. I hate Java programming, and I will not learn it.
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10. Java use cases.
Should you use Java?
Are you building Android apps? -> Yes -> Please stop, use Kotlin
Are you building Android apps? -> No -> No
11. Java developers using Python.
He thought printing “Hello World” was one line of code!! He mad!
12. Errors in Java project.
Me watching the 67 errors I have never seen before pop up every time I try to create a project with a new Java framework after following a YouTube tutorial step by step.
13. The best language for web dev? Java
Best language for enterprise backend? Java
Best language for big data? Also Java
Best language for Android dev? Java
Best language for cloud computing? Believe it or not, Java
14. Lisp vs. Java
15. Your programming language sucks
My language is a wise and common choice
Language are tools
Languages are tools, but Java and Python2 suck!
16. Java pays well, guys; remember that!
17. Oracle is trying to troll us!
18. Checking if Java is installed on Windows OS.
19. Talk dirty to me, babe; tell me you code Java; tell me you use the worst date format (yyyy-dd-mm) 😂
Oh yeah, tell me what you want.
Talk dirty to me.
I hard-coded sensitive information into the code and then did a commit
Yo WTF!
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20. Average Java developer.
21. Chad C++ vs virgin Java.
22. I don’t always have a need to update.
Java: Oh wait, yes I do.
23. I promised my girlfriend that I would learn her language
Where is she from?
Java!
24. Tried to learn data structures and algorithms using Java.
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25. Java and semi-colon to each other:
26. Minecraft and Java: I am something of a scientist myself.
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27. Java and Javascript: They are the same.
28. Java programming meme on print.
29. Junior Java Dev vs. Senior Java Dev!
30. Judge: I sentence you to the maximum punishment…
Me: (whispering) Please be death…
please be death…
Judge: learn java
Me: f**k
31. Which programming language do you like?
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32. Java programmer says: No problem, I can use these seven design patterns for that.
33. One does not simply learn Java by watching programming videos.
34. What are you studying? Java
35. I told him I couldn’t open the Jar!
He said to download and install Java 😂😂
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36. English Teachers: You will rarely use the semicolon.
Java programmers:
37. When you write a hello world program in Java 😎😈
38. Saying Java is good because it works on all operating systems.
Is like saying a**l sex is good because it works on all genders.
39. Java is telling me my var isn’t used anywhere.
40. Java is better or Python
41. Arrays in Java
42. The floor is Java.
43. I program games in Java.
Oh really? Name at least 1 game developed in Java.
Minecraft.
That’s on me; I set the bar too low!
44. When you’re hired as a Python developer and asked to work with Java.
45. Symmetry rule of equality: if x equals y, y must equal x.
Java developers: Hold my beer 🍺
46. Me making a stack in Java.
Why can’t you just be normal?
*Screams* Java wants an arraysize.
47. Shortest ever Java class name.
48. Just print it
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49. Why don’t they let me learn Java in peace?
50. Java has been disabled in France.
51. Kotlin is an improved version of Java.
52. Me after going from Python to Java.
53. Photo of a “burnt out Java developer on their 4th day of the sleepless night fixing production bug” generated by Midjourney.
Prompt in quotes.
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54. If you hate Java, write in HTML.
55. Java developers vs. C# developers
56. Java tutorials for beginners
57. If anyone ever asks why Java sucks, show them this.
58. Learning Java is fun.
59. Three Java devs walk into a bar. All of them drink a…
60. I was gonna google a Java question, but uhh, thanks, Google?
Summary
I hope you liked these 60 best and funny Java programming memes. Please don’t forget to share these hilarious Java coding jokes with your fellow developers and colleagues and bring laughter to their busy software development lives. If you would like to share your Java programming meme and add it to this list, then write to us at himanshu@codeitbro.com.
Happy Coding!
